Things I Never Thought I Would Hear:

"... so then, I rubbed the cat down with vegetable oil...."

~courtesy of Ouroboros668

Have You Ever Had...

... a sex dream about a friend? Bizarre. And slightly unsettling.

Although, now I can say; "Yeah, but I saw you nekkid" and win any argument with my non sequitur goodness.

Things I Never Thought I Would Say...

"That diet cat food must really suck, even the baby won't eat it."

August Booklist

Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging - Louise Rennison
On the Bright Side, I am now the Girlfriend of a Sex God - Louise Rennison
Knocked Out by my Nunga-Nungas - Louise Rennison
Dancing in my Nuddy Pants - Louise Rennison
Away Laughing on a Fast Camel - Louise Rennison
Family Trust - Amanda Brown
Every Boys Got One - Meg Cabot
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling

Notice there is no September booklist. That would be because I didn't get the chance to read a single book in September, damn it.


But I did watch Veronica Mars.

First Day of the Show....

So far I have spent lots of money, eaten lots of free food (plus overpriced, underfresh cafeteria rot that shouldn't even be called food), and walked 8,134,945 miles without rest. Time to find a stiff drink, dinner and the pool.

In Toronto...

I managed to make it to Toronto, with only minimal stupidity. Like, say, forgetting my hotel confirmation at home and being convinced I was booked into the wrong hotel. Erm, no, it was the other hotel down the street.

Ah well, at least it made my boss feel better about forgetting things at work, and then at home, causing much driving around the city before we made it out on the road, so to speak. I managed to read both Knocked Out by my Nunga-Nunga's and Dancing in my Nuddy Pants on the drive here. I meant to bring along Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging and On The Bright Side, I'm Now The Girlfriend of a Sex God along as well, but I read them yesterday. Good thing I brought more books just in case. Of course, now I keep wandering around thinking about nippy noodles and nuddy pants and adding "oid" to the end of every second word (how fabbity-fab-fab) but, what's a girl to do?

Find the nearest computer, of course. As soon as I booked into the right hotel (second time's the charm),
I dumped my bags and went out in search of the free internet service.

Well, duh.

So we are back from vacation...

Had a fabulous time. The weather was perfect, as was the company. The wee one was a big hit and delighted by the swing in the backyard just for her. Ate tons of excellent food and balanced it off by walking all over the city every day. The only sucky thing was our diaper bag being stolen, along with the digital camera it was holding, but these things happen. All in all, it was a wonderful vacation.