Oh happy, happy day!!! *jumps up and down while twirling in circles*

My husband got a job! A real live, excellent paying job!!! Yay!!! No more creative math, trying to figure out how to buy groceries and pay the phone bill at the same time! I won't have to find a crappy part time job to supplement our income! I can finally go back to school and finish that silly degree I started!!!

Someone hand me a margarita!