Random Quotes From a Monday Night...

~ "If you start dating 23 year olds, won't it be confusing trying to decide if you should offer them a post-coital cigarette or cookies and milk?"

~ "That will be me, that girl over there. Drinking a pint alone and so earnestly writing in her journal. But I will wear much cuter shoes."

~ "These girls, they are so into money it is frightening. Does the Visa machine come out before or after sex? Or is it built in?"

~ "They have perfectly highlighted hair and are always tanned. What will they look like in twenty years? Albino raisins?"

~ "I can handle a certain amount of superficiality. Especially if it comes in a cute package."