On ways to discourage the belly touching I bitched about earlier this week. I am thinking anything involving barbed wire/electric fencing is a little inconvenient.
So far I have:
Wearing a sign that says: You realize that you're not actually touching the baby, don't you?
Ripping open a moist disinfectant towellette and wiping down my belly each time a stranger touches it. Although that could result in dry skin.
Touching their belly back - although it might get the point across, it does have the downside of involving more contact with strangers, instead of less.
Yelling: "Oh yeah, rub the buddha baby."
Hitting.
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