Thursday, April 1, 2004

So, I have been taking suggestions...

On ways to discourage the belly touching I bitched about earlier this week. I am thinking anything involving barbed wire/electric fencing is a little inconvenient.

So far I have:

Wearing a sign that says: You realize that you're not actually touching the baby, don't you?

Ripping open a moist disinfectant towellette and wiping down my belly each time a stranger touches it. Although that could result in dry skin.

Touching their belly back - although it might get the point across, it does have the downside of involving more contact with strangers, instead of less.

Yelling: "Oh yeah, rub the buddha baby."

Hitting.

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