Life Tip #329

When dropping off a resume at a potential place of employment there are certain things you should never, ever do. Ever.

1) Make a spelling error in the sentence describing yourself as detail oriented.

1) Criticize the decor.

2) Criticize the customers. Particularily their taste in regards to things they plan on exchanging money for in order gain the priviledge of taking said item home. Since that money would - in theory at least, if anyone were crazy enough to hire you - be paying your salary.

3) Use the word Satan. In any context.

Thank you, and goodnight.