Things I Never Thought I Would Hear:

"... so then, I rubbed the cat down with vegetable oil...."

~courtesy of Ouroboros668

Have You Ever Had...

... a sex dream about a friend? Bizarre. And slightly unsettling.

Although, now I can say; "Yeah, but I saw you nekkid" and win any argument with my non sequitur goodness.

Things I Never Thought I Would Say...

"That diet cat food must really suck, even the baby won't eat it."

August Booklist

Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging - Louise Rennison
On the Bright Side, I am now the Girlfriend of a Sex God - Louise Rennison
Knocked Out by my Nunga-Nungas - Louise Rennison
Dancing in my Nuddy Pants - Louise Rennison
Away Laughing on a Fast Camel - Louise Rennison
Family Trust - Amanda Brown
Every Boys Got One - Meg Cabot
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J.K. Rowling

Notice there is no September booklist. That would be because I didn't get the chance to read a single book in September, damn it.


But I did watch Veronica Mars.