Sunday, September 24, 2006
Whine Whine Whine...
Instead, I will drink a glass (or three) of wine and listen to sad, sad songs, until I get bored of my own self pity.
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Yeah Yeah Yeah
AARRRRR!
Two year olds are so much better than television.
Sunday, September 17, 2006
I Am Not Looking For A New England...
"I saw two shooting stars last night
I wished on them but they were only satellites
Is it wrong to wish on space hardware?"
Friday, September 15, 2006
The Secret Life of Babies
Yeah, I have no idea either.
Monday, September 4, 2006
Random Quotes From a Monday Night...
~ "If you start dating 23 year olds, won't it be confusing trying to decide if you should offer them a post-coital cigarette or cookies and milk?"
~ "That will be me, that girl over there. Drinking a pint alone and so earnestly writing in her journal. But I will wear much cuter shoes."
~ "These girls, they are so into money it is frightening. Does the Visa machine come out before or after sex? Or is it built in?"
~ "They have perfectly highlighted hair and are always tanned. What will they look like in twenty years? Albino raisins?"
~ "I can handle a certain amount of superficiality. Especially if it comes in a cute package."
One Day She Will Learn How To Use This Sentence to Her Advantage...
Sunday, September 3, 2006
Toddler: 1 Apartment: 0
Saturday, September 2, 2006
Yeah, I Knew That One Was Coming...
it's fun while it lasts and it's faster than walking
but no one is going to sympathize when we crash
they'll say you hit what you head for
you get what you ask
and we'll say we didn't know
we didn't even try
one minute there was road beneath us
and the next just sky
~ Ani DiFranco